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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
My Flipping Phone
It has found the one thing that pisses me off the most. It makes me think my music is playing fine through my headphones then just randomly shuts it off. This is so aggravating to me it is unbelievable.
Random Monday Movie Night
Pretty much just because I wanted to watch the copy of Labyrinth I checked out from the library yesterday. Yay.
So the sunday night of Will consists of goofing off on tumblr, drinking instant coffee, neglecting homework and hopefully finding time to watch Labyrinth.
What is this fuckery?
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